stuffy noses

Abby has had a stuffy nose for a few days. Apparently to her this stuffy nose is not your run-of-the-mill cold, but something else entirely. This is the conversation we had yesterday:

Abby: Mommy, there are little green guys in my nose.
Me: Huh??
Abby: Yes, little green guys. They are in my nose.
Me: Ok...?
Abby: The green guys are having a dance party. Can you tell them to get out of my nose?
Me: Green guys, get out of Abby's nose.
Abby: No!! They can't hear you! You need to yell it up my nose.
Me (bending down and with my face right up to hers): Green guys, get out of Abby's nose!
Abby: Thanks Mom.